We’re liked by only the most discerning people and pretend people. ARE YOU GOOD ENOUGH TO BE AMONG THEM?

Man, love those fig bars. And EVERYONE loves huge glass bears, don’t they?  They sure do.

But imagine a huge glass bear filled with delicious fig bars.  How do you get them out? The bear is sealed.  You can’t get at the fig bars without destroying the bear or destroying the fig bars.  Either way is a terrible waste.  All those fig bars, just going bad. All that work of making a huge glass bear, destroyed.

Nope.  It’s not worth it.  Doesn’t buying a comic book just sound a LOT more sensible?